It's been so long since I've done a proper post that I think I've forgotten how to blog. And checking my previous posts is not an option because I seriously hate reading them. I'll get like super embarrassed of what I wrote, haha.

I feel like there's nothing interesting in my real life to blog or post pictures about because my JC life has been pretty boring so far. So I'm gonna blog about the movies I watched recently instead! :)

TANGLED

Ok this is going to be like totally boring if you haven't watched it or if you are soulless and hate these kinds of movies. I don't know why I'm still obsessing over this movie when it's been like at least a few weeks since I watched it.

BUT OMG THIS SCENE IS SO EPIC (for a Disney movie, I mean)



But honestly I don't know why Rapunzel was so upset here. She could've just used her armpit hair. -.-

Disney movies like these always give me such a "feel good" feeling, you know? Like everything is alright with the world and things like racism, sexism, wars and fighting and all that shit don't exist.



Can I just pause here for a minute to say how AWESOME Rapunzel is? Her hair is so freaking gorgeous it's ridiculous! And creative people are so incredibly cool. I also wanna be able to bake and paint on walls and make candles and make pottery and sketch!


AND OMG BABY RAPUNZEL IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. Notice the Pascal toy? :D

Somewhere during the movie I went to google how much hair grows per year. And I'm sad to say this movie is a complete FRAUD since hair only grows 15cm per year. :(

I was also wondering if Disney was RACIST (or hairist) because why does Rapuzel, who has such long beautiful flowing hair have to be blonde? But my suspicions were erased when she became a brunette in the end. -.- Which pissed me off those golden locks were freaking gorgeous. STUPID FLYNN. The name Eugene is completely laughable, btw.

Also, the SONGS in this movie are waaaay too good. Love them so much. Mandy Moore's voice is angelic. ANGELIC, I SAY.

Ok, time to stop obsessing over this. NEXT!

SHE'S THE MAN

I've been seeing this movie all over Tumblr for a long time now, so I finally decided to watch it.

It was so cute! But a bit lame. This is totally the kind of movie that Ruth will love, lol!

My favourite parts were when Paul was arguing with Viola



and when Duke was being really nervous and started doing retarded shit.


I mean WTF IS THIS!! This is totally something I would do, omg.

I think from now on I shall start using the phrase, "Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter..."

Anyway, movie was cute and all, but I still totally think Duke is a typical "guy-head" and a totally dumb jock and that Viola deserves better...

Also, is it weird that I think out of the 3, Monique is the prettiest? But she sometimes reminds me of Mdm Yeo, LOL.

Can't seem to find a good picture of her because she's being bitchy all the time....




It's so freaking unfair that Amanda Bynes has adorably fat cheeks!
My pimple-infested chunks of fat + spectacles + oily face = EW.

Think I'm gonna get contact lenses and braces over the holidays.

Ok, now I feel like changing my blogskin again. Which is damn stupid, because I JUST changed my skin like a few posts ago, and I worked damn hard on it too! I think I change my skin more often than I blog... I think that's cos' having a new blogskin is kinda of like starting a fresh new blog and forgetting all those times when my blog was collecting dust and/or rotting. (which is like 90% of the time.)

I am currently scrolling through what I've just written, and I thought it would be a lot but it's damn little! WTH. This was supposed to be long post!

Ok, let's talk PW! Otherwise known as The Child Of Satan.
I honestly never thought that this day would come! PW IS ACTUALLY OVER. As a survivor of PW, I can safely tell you that this bastard of a subject really gives you so much stress that it surely shortens your lifespan. I think I CRIED at least 3 times because of the stress of PW.

I tell you, PW is already hell, and if you get completely sucky group mates like I did, YOU WILL BLOODY SUFFER.

And all these people are saying like, "Ohmygawd, PW is soooo hard!" etc, YOU ALL BETTER SHUT UP. YOUR GROUP MATES ARE LIKE FREAKING AWESOME.

I can safely assure you that not ONCE has all my 5 group mates sat down and discussed the stupid project. When I see other groups doing that, I can't help but admire them. And the fact that I actually admire them is just sad.

The 2 whole weeks before the Written Report was due, 2 of my group mates were absent almost EVERY SINGLE DAY. One of the other ones have really ATROCIOUS English, and the other just doesn't take initiative to do anything. I think I did at least 70% of the WR. And I have 5 group members!

Ugh. Just ugh. If I don't get at least a B I am going to blow up a hospital. Also, I am going to kidnap the people who invented PW. Apparently, the people who did so include a group of students. A FREAKING GROUP OF STUDENTS. WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL, SUCH THAT YOU WOULD PURPOSELY ATTEMPT TO MURDER YOUR FELLOW BRETHREN?!

When I get hold of these people, I swear I will lock them up and torture them slowly in my basement. Preferably with acid.

I've been hearing rumours that this is the last year where we are having PW. If this is true, I will blow up a kindergarten. My god. Coming up with PW is like premeditated murder. I am pretty sure that PW gave at least some people suicidal thoughts.

I hate PW so much that I came up with a cheer about it! :D

Stop being such bloody jerks
We are way too overworked
The thought of it just makes us irked
We are about to go berserk
STOP WITH ALL THIS PROJECT WORK!

Hahaha. 3rd line is pretty lame. Ok, lastly, I think PW can be summed up with this picture:


Ok, till next time, my dear lost souls who have nothing better to do than read my blog! ♥

P.S: In case some Singaporean police officer/concerned parent is reading this, I would just like to state that I will never blow up any kindergartens/hospitals. :) Because I'm cool like that. Peace out.

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